Bad Bootlegs

Ah Bootlegs, They never cease to put a smile on my face. I first learned about them in a article from the Dragonball Quarterly Fan Magazine, and have come across many whether it be from a trip to the local dollar store or given as a hastily bought gift when I was a child. From time to time when I'm bored I go to eBay and see if I can find some funny or bad Bootlegs to get a chuckle from and today I decided to share some of the odd, funny, Or just plain weird Bootlegs I came across today.

First up is this He-Man and Star Wars chimera called Space Lord Vader. Pretty much just a repainted He-Man figure with a weird custom Darth Vader Head. Not really too much but we're just getting started. Also just a heads up alot of these are going to be Star Wars related.

Just in time for her solo movie comes this Carol Danvers Ms.Marvel figure, and she looks like she's seen some sh!t. The molding makes her look like a dude and I love the dynamic action pose of just kind of slouched over. It literally looks like they combined the individual pieces from several figures to make this one. The painting on this just looks lazy, they didn't even try to paint the arms the right color. Also I think you missed a bit around the chest area.

I know that you all wanted a Better Call Saul styled Star Wars Figure. The eBay account selling this lists it as "Star Wars Sucklord The Litigator 5000 Better Call Saul." The figure itself doesn't even look like either of those two things and looks more like a cross between Dark Helmet and Cobra Commander. Also I love that the backing looks like an ad for a lawyer cause it just doesn't go with the figure at all. But those are nothing compared to the next two.

This one has to be a joke because I laughed so f#cking hard when I saw this. C-3P-Ho. How do you come up with this sh!t. It's literally C3-P0 with Leia's hair buns and boobs. So what can top that?

Behold the weirdest bootleg, Pre-Osteoporosis Yoda. So let's break this down, the figure is a tall Yoda however his arms unfortunately are still the same size. The packaging looks like it was drawn in crayon and it depicts a carton of blue milk and a picture of Yoda like this is a "Got Milk?" ad. I guess this is saying the Yoda we know from Star Wars is short because he has Osteoporosis because he didn't drink enough milk...this is a masterpiece. Anyway that's all I got today but before I go I'm going to show you some cool looking bootlegs of some Fnaf Animatronics. Maybe I'll do another one of these one day.